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now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.

That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!

by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020

Badger Bowl

A bowl of weed with droplets of wax buried within.

Hey man, you wanna smoke a badger bowl?

by tke2020 April 16, 2021

Phone Badgering

A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.

The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.

Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.

I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.

Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.

Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.

Stop phone badgering in my place of business.

by Red Android July 20, 2018

Badger-Foot

Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.

Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.

Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.

Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!

Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 03, 2014

Mrs. Badger

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)

My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.

by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014