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A sexual position, usually a tight squeeze (if your with a woman) but if you manipulate the vaginal organs (usually the clitoris because it's the most sexual stimulant on a woman's body) then the anus, or asshole, will open up like an umbrella do to the manipulation of the vagina and relaxiation of the woman. That's when you sneak one inbewteen the cheekys my fellow brothers.
With some tedious finger and licking action to my girl's pussy, her ass opened up faster than an umbrella on a down poor but closed like a bank's vault when I inserted my purple helmet warrior. She no longer wanted anal after that.
(1) A term used to describe a person who is very uptight or a neat freak.
(2) When a man inserts his penis into another's anus for sexual intercourse.
(1) My uncle Rod is sooo, anal
(2) Sam loves anal sex.
(Couple in Venice) Guy Texting: Anal tonight? Girl: Wtf no Guy: I MEANT TO TEXT CANAL TONIGHT FUCK MY ANUS LIFE
The most enjoyable sexual act in the world.
"Kobe Bryant wanted to fuck that bitch in the ass, and who can blame him?"