A fork of Rural Dictionary
A four-legged animal that has a large face and big tough hooves. They have certain equipment (I don’t recommend bits) like bridles, saddle, saddle pads, etc.
I was so bored I wrote this :)
A horse that likes riding in a bit has something wrong with them :)
a big fat animal that shits way too much.
i saw a horse shit on a person
A bad player; typically in video games.
Trevor: Dave, why would you make that play you horse?!
A female that needs riding.
See also... Finger Horse
"Thats a good lookin horse"
"I wouldnt mind given that horse a ride tonight"
Horse can be used to define your state of mind or mood depending on the situation in a comical manner. It should be noted that the very essence of the Horse expression lies in the intonation. For example, if someone says: I'm so horse today.. it can mean lots of things. Only the true Horse masters can understand all the subtilities in all Horse conversations.
It's horse in here! - which could mean it's hot in here.
Man! I'm horse. - I am hungry.
Man, I Horsed for 3 hours last night - which could mean you had 3 hours of sleep or you danced on a pogo-ball for 3 hours straight.