Country Dictionary

The fear of Chuck Norris

I have logic.

Being 100% white but you think your 100% black

Logic is white, not black.

when one tries to come to a conclusion on a subject matter that is far advanced compared to their own intelligence level.

dude 1: ...so, this thing was as fast as a flying duck!
dude 2: WTF? (thinks:how the hell should i logicize that one?)

Someone thats not wrong handsome with a huge dick that most wish they could be shots fired

Mike can logically suck a dick

The weirdest logic you can find

Gacha girl:My bf cheated on me now I have to sing
Everyone watching:Gacha logic

The use of little to absolutely no logic when doing things.

1) "If you torrent a game, no one losses money"
"Don't use Lau Logic..."

"Dude, I need a new phone cuz the one I bought last week is outdated"
"Lau Logic"

To do something that makes absolutely zero fucking sense. This logic will be the stupidest thing you've ever heard and will be bound to go wrong in every way possible. This logic is most commonly used by an avetard and ou tard but lots of people can use avetard logic if they are just straight up stupid.

The avetards bought a fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and only bought a 10 gallon tank and then later decided to buy another fish that requires a 30 gallon tank and tried to fit both of the fish into a 10 gallon tank when they would need a 60 gallon tank. This is an example of the avetard logic that gets used everyday by the avetards.