Country Dictionary

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horse

An uncircumcised penis. This was commonly used where I grew up in the rural midwest during the 1950's. A circumcised penis was called an "ice cream cone."

"I've got an ice cream cone, but Tom and his brother Joe have horses so they can play with the skin."

by migringito April 21, 2009

horse

Gambling term for the person, team, racer, ect. that you're betting on or rooting for. Origins have roots to off track gambling.

How's that horse of ours doing? Man he's in last place.

by jbjks May 06, 2016

Horse

A four-legged animal that has a large face and big tough hooves. They have certain equipment (I don’t recommend bits) like bridles, saddle, saddle pads, etc. I was so bored I wrote this :)

A horse that likes riding in a bit has something wrong with them :)

by Elizabeth Snowcobbler June 13, 2019

horse

a big fat animal that shits way too much.

i saw a horse shit on a person

by yayeet1234 June 19, 2020

Horse

A bad player; typically in video games.

Trevor: Dave, why would you make that play you horse?!

by Dallasboi1992 August 01, 2016

horse

A female whore.

She is such a horse.

by keys876 October 23, 2017

Horse

A female that needs riding. See also... Finger Horse

"Thats a good lookin horse" "I wouldnt mind given that horse a ride tonight"

by mccarthy and lynch September 30, 2005