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an irritating itch found on one's sphincter, often caused by a seeping hemroid.

Man, this hemroid is giving me a real zinger!

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david zinger you should start dieting

When you're at the club, and you find yourself staring deeply into a giant's eyes all night slow dancing to All 4 One, steadily becoming hypnotized as your loins burn with lust. You wake up the next morning wondering where you are with an unmistakable pain in your butthole, as the giant rolls over and whispers in your ear, "Whoops, I forgot to take my Biktarvy."

That giant stared into my eyes and gave me the Zambezi Zinger.

A war or batle of epic proportions containing zinger snacks. known to cause casualties of deliciousness and bruises on back with cream filledness.

"hey everyone, Zinger war!" "Oh no! blind fire! blind fire!" "Gernada!"

spit b dubs zing sauce in someone’s asshole

damn p he gave dat nigga an asian zinger

Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.

"Crap, that post-zinger would have been a great zinger!"

When you cum inside a girl on her period

I just gave that girl a rasberry zinger