A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you spray lavender scented febrezze up your asshole, and take a shit.
Dude, i just had the best Black Lavender yesterday night.
A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.
Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde
a beautiful queen who doesn’t deserve hate. she is very nice!
zoeigh lavender is my best friend.
Lavender haze = Being in love
Also: Track 1 of Taylor Swift's 10th album Midnights that's about to be released soon
The song about her mentioning her 6yr relationship with Joe Alwyn😍💜
Swifties are going crazy after hearing about Lavender haze!!
A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.
Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.
A Lavender Person who is quiet and very shy when you first meet them, but as they warm up to you, they’re the sweetest person you’ve ever known. You can talk to this person for hours upon hours each day without getting bored or tired. You can tell this person absolutely anything, and they’re someone who you can’t live without.
“Man, that girl is so lucky to have a Lavender Person as her best friend.”