A fork of Rural Dictionary
a phrase said when you would have sex with a woman who is a little bit below your standards.
When you have sex with a woman who you do not necessarily find attractive such that she does not give you a full on erection when you have sex with her.
She was alright, but I had to noodle it in.
Goofball, asshole, a straight clown-ass dude. Mainly used in the Philadelphia area.
Yo that nigga is a straight noodle son.
An adult male, specifically in a dating situation, who lacks a backbone. By not being in tune with his emotions and his wants, he will not be able to state intentions and in an attempt to be “nice” will actually be an asshole. He is not a psychopath, a liar or a fuckboi, as he lacks the mental and emotional capacity or understanding needed to be cunning.
Though this word could easily be construed as an insult to someone having a flaccid penis, the term “noodle” is rather a direct reference to an overall whimpy, simple man who doesn’t understand how to take responsibilities for his feelings.
After three months of texting me everyday, meeting my friends, and making future plans, the noodle abruptly ended things by saying “he wasn’t in the emotional place to date and didn’t want to lead me on.”