Country Dictionary

To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.

I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!

I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.

When a man fucks a woman in the hole from a colostomy bag.

It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).

Chad: "yo dude, did you fuck that chick with the colostomy bag?"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"

A girl with a strong love for foods like onions and sausage.
They smell of armpit and man.

"Man, i'm glad the internet doesent have a smell machine, Because holly is a dirty sausager."

A big and beefy person.

Dan is such a Sausage.

A large winkie.

"You supply the sausage, I'll supply the buns." - M Barrymore

An extremely overweight person wearing extremely tight clothing resulting in the the bulges of fatness to burst out like a cooked sausage.

That sausage is fresh off the grill. (a sausage that just turned 18)

Surfing urbandictionary.com, you wondered if you could search up some vaguely sexual term and see if it would show up. Now you're here. Great job! You wasted 30 seconds of your time. It's 2 A.M. Go get some sleep.

Bob ate a sausage. It would have been better with mustard.