A fork of Rural Dictionary
For men to avoid relationships, sexual commitment, marriage, long-term girlfriends, co-habitation, etc... with women to avoid legal hazards placed upon men from women.
All she needs to do is make one call to the cops accusing you of domestic violence; and you're in jail.
That’s why we monk and stay away.
an adorable, lovable, goofy ass girl who's heart is taken forever by C.Davis. I love you boo bear.
I love my monk monk. She's my everything.
a combining of the words "man" and "chunks".. Has two meanings as described in the examples below.
E.G 1 "I heard about (coz i don't watch em myself obviously!) a porn film where the guy finished off my giving the girl a pearl necklace of monks"
E.G 2 "Whoa! you shoulda seen the car crash before with an 18 wheeler and a guy on a moped! Fuckin monks everywhere!"
to get dropped and knocked out cold like a complete bitch
yo bro mike monked the kid, i mean he friggin slumped him he had him praying to god.
monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.
"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"