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fight in a nice, cute, flirtatious way

We touch all the time bro, I'm pretty sure she likes me.

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

What you say when you are screwed over by something.

"Dude, I didn't study for that exam today...Touched!"

Said by one opponent when the bearded guy from zumiez neglects to acknowledge her badass point.

Me: "I'm a badass" Zumiez bro: ... Me: Touche

If you touch something and it becomes broken and/or dies, you have the Touch.

Eugene has "the touch". Bob isn't allowed to have animals or plants, he has the touch.

\toosh\ noun : a penile flatulence; a dick fart : an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated : the male equivalent of a queef verb : to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche. Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.