Country Dictionary

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the golden finger

When a guy pees on his finger and inserts it into someones anus or vagina

Lars just got the golden finger!

by raggyftw May 15, 2017

Harris Finger

A gross abnormal looking finger. Maybe cancerous.

"Dude get that Harris Finger outta here"

or

"Dude ok Harris Finger"

or maybe

"Ya thats a great Harris Finger"

by rybirdrush24 August 22, 2008

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.

Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.

by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Finger of god

When orgasm is achieved by simply touching the clit.

Me: Bro, I achieved 'Finger of God" last night. Instant orgasm!

by aidsmonkey696969 March 06, 2018

Trigger Finger

When you finger a girl and then make yourself throw up with the same fingers

Bro, didn’t you just finger a girl with that hand? Ah shit dude you just hit the trigger finger !

by Smitty420blazeit January 30, 2021