A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
Something a woman named
tophia would watch
Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮
some name this irish guy i was talking to said to me when he was drunk
A Meme-Teen is a meme based teenager that uses social media and jokes on the internet to solve their problems, instead of actually doing something about them.
Terry: Why are you being such a Meme-Teen?
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.