A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false. A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact. Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault. IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"
"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?" "idk man that sounds like a Bames fact" "I heard somewhere that ----------" "are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?
1. (law) Resulting from the actions of parties. 2. (modal) Actually, in truth
People think tomatoes are vegetables, but, in fact, they are fruits.
To have something be true without an ounce of bullshit
“Look up Alabama Hotpocket” “That was gross, facts no hizzle”