A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest human on earth. The sweetest, most caring, softest, and most huggable man on earth. If i was drunk, and i’m sure anyone else feels this way, i would trust him to be able to take me home. He looks good with anything and if you disagree you can stick your head in trash because he’s the most amazing and lovable human on earth, he’ll make you want to shift realities to him. Cough cough um definitely not me tho. Yeah, definitely not me.
Me: Yeah, i love sebastian stan Friend 1: who’s that? 🤨 Me: only the most lovable human on planet earth.
He is a criminal because he killed all the ladies POW POW POWPOWPOW
-Sebastian Stan, man you looking good. you haven't seen a guy this handsome walking on the streets, he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies, look at that. POW POW POWPOWPOW
He's a criminal, because he killed all the ladies POW POW POWPOWPOW
- Sebastian Stan, man you looking good. You haven't seen a guy this handsome walking on the streets he's gonna get arrested because he's killing all the ladies POW POW POWPOWPOW
the hottest motherfucking man that god could ever make!!!!!
im in love with sebastian stan <3
For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit
A: What are those? B: Sebastian glasses duh A: Damn, you blind asf
It Is a feeling that sebastian gets when ever joel constantly spouts his twitter username that was previously "studmuffin15" out loud or when it's usually mentioned
Miss Nott Had A "Sebastian Moment" When She Shook Her Table and feel over with Mr Nash's lighting mqueen crocs flying right out of her pelvis to her left ear lobe