Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fast Guitars

A bunch of misfit golfers

Look at those Fast Guitars, yet another double bogey

by USG Association August 03, 2024

Air Guitar

When you're standing there naked with a girl and you insert your thumb into a female's anus, and two to four fingers from the same hand into her vagina, (depending on her promiscuity) and reach around with the other hand and stimulate her clit; then, when the guitar solo hits on the radio, you lean back and pick her up by her vagina and begin to riff with all your fingers as if youre playing the guitar.

Danny: "Sup Jeff, how dis your date with Limda go?"
Jeff: "So me and Linda were about to knock boots when suddenly my favorite guitar solo came on the radio, so i stuck all my fingers inside her and i picked her up and played her like an air guitar for the etire solo! She loved it!"

by Kawasakid650 February 02, 2018

Manzano Technique (Guitar)

The Manzano Technique is a recently popularized technique in the 2020s that involves powerchords and bending. It is used often in rock songs.

Matthew: I heard the Manzano Technique (Guitar) is more popular now.
Diego: I heard it in a couple songs too!

by should’ve gotten a plain pie February 16, 2022

Amish Guitar

When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep

Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.

by TheRealManThatCan April 05, 2024

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

by big pickel May 09, 2022

Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.

by Dickbagfartbucket July 15, 2022

Guitarism

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts

by KRONOCAL October 15, 2023