A fork of Rural Dictionary
The wedding band finger used exclusively to insert into any orifice. Usually the vagina or anus.
She screamed when I inserted my ringer finger into her butt and went all the way up to the wedding band.
A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents
Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?
When you take a shit so big that it hits your balls on the way down when you finally pinch it off.
I went to take a shit and it was a bell-ringer
Past tense: bro I just went to the bathroom and got my bell rung
A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.
Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.
Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.
A person who is known for making accidental calls on their cell phone when it is in their back pocket.
Michael is such a butt ringer he called me 5 times today and I think one of the times he farted.
When you are preforming oral sex and your dick hits their uvula.
I gave her a bell ringer last night.