A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like a blond moment except ditzer and classier.. to be used when you simply lose your train of thought
"Oh my god i'm so srry i didn't call you back, i had a massive Brunette Moment
Some people feel that brunettes are too common or plain and prefer the uniqueness that comes with dating a blonde or a redhead. They make up 60% of the population which is why many times they go unnoticed. Others think that many brunette women are stuck up and snobby. While this may or may not be the case, it proves that brown haired people have stereotypes too.
Boy #1: "Omg look at that hot brunette dude."
Boy #2: "Which one? There's so many. Now there's a sexy blonde over there..."
Boy #1: -sigh- "A perfect example of a brunette stereotype."
Usually a girl who has brown hair ofc, runs x country, plays basketball, runs track and plays the viola. She asks really dumb questions and is usually the bluntest knife in the box.
You: Hey Alexis!
Alexis: What Temperature is it?
You: oh you dumb brunette
The most commom sluts alive. People belive blondes are the bitches, but the truth is that brunettes are the real cheap/easy sluts who will sleep with anyone (even black people) just to try to "show" people they're better than blondes. Pitiful.
Guy 1: Dude! Last night I fucked a brunette bitch! She even sucked my dick for free!
Guy 2: Oh, you're lucky, they're the cheapest. I lost lots of money for the blonde one!
Guy 1: Hahaha, that's your fault, told you brunettes were cheaper!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know, next time I'mma fuck one ;)
Like a dizzy blonde, but of the brown haired variety.
"I can't believe she said that, she's such a brunette juliette!"
When a person has brown hair but blonde highlights he is a clean brunette.
Someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and is usually a Caucasian (but not always). No, not black hair, and no, not hazel eyes. Standard, beautiful, brown hair, and gorgeous brown eyes, dark, light, or medium! :)
"Oh, there' Sarah; she's a total brunette!"