Country Dictionary

The state of being scared and coughing simultaneously.

*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"

"kevin derped"

"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"

"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"

1. verb to mess up

2. verb to do something in the action of derpiness

I totally derped up when I broke Leo's sunglasses.

Another word for redarded,funny, weird

1.wow that was a derped move
2.abby is so derped

Expression used in multiple ways. Usually used to describe an obvious or stupid situation.

Example 1: "Monica is meeting us at 7pm here" "What time?" "Derp"

when ones eyes go every which way. Usually dogs such as pugs derp.

whats wrong with your dog? Her eyes are going everywhich way.

dude. shes just derping.

Derp- noun/verb/adverb/adjective: a very complex infrastructure that is only accessible when the gateway to your soul has been compromised by your true emotions.

#1- Hey, whats up?

#2- Derp.

something that is appears, sounds or smells awkward.

"Hey josh, look at this pic jack sent me!"
"omg that's so derpy!"