A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you’re scared and cough at the same time
*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!” -derping
(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate
"Now you're just derping all over yourself"
A small dog possessing one or more of the following characteristics: bulgy eyes, squashed face, eyes that look in two or more directions at the same time, wandering lung, or comically vacuous expression. In short, any dog that arouses feelings of pity, revulsion, and the sneaking suspicion that it would have been kinder to have strangled it at birth. E.g. pugs, Boston terriers, French bulldogs. For the origin, do a google search for "hurr durr derp derp derp"
Is that a derp-derp or is she just squeezing her dog too hard?