Country Dictionary

These creatures are closely related to the plastic garden variety. However gnomes are made from tastic an alloy made from plastic and pixie dust which gives these creatures the ability to move around during certain hours as well as an odd affinity for pink flamigos and greasy barbeque.

Stop that Gnome its running away with my sausage-snitzel!

A clay figure who stands in ppls gardens fishing in their ponds... if not kept an eye on, they will often wonder off into the nearest forest

Carl Hannes aka FOWL

Person who is a asshole but doesnt realize it themselves.

Keemstar person who is a gnome.

To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice

I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.

Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.

Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!

a word used by a small group of people in columbia, missouri usa to mean one of two things

1. to be experiencing a trip on psychedelic mushrooms (gnomin', gnomed, gnomed out, etc...)

2. japanese anime porn (hentai) which, for one reason or another is just way intense

1. damn, my body feels a little weird, it might have to do with the fact i ate a eighth of shrooms about 30 minutes ago and im starting to gnome

2. damn that bitch with the tentacles in her ass is so gnome!

He's g´not a g'noblin, he's g´not a g´nelf he´s a Gnome and you´ve been Gnomed

I'm a Gnome and you´ve been Gnomed