A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a woman brings a gentleman to completion and holds the ejaculation in her mouth. Then she spits the ejaculation back into the man’s butthole where he holds it until he can release the anal load into a gay man’s mouth.
Hey bro! Last night Sophie sucked off Toby and then Toby gave Charles a SanDiego snowblower!
When you're getting a blow job while standing and right as you cum, pull out and spray it everywhere like a human sprinkler head
She was giving head and I showed my appreciation by giving her the horizontal snowblower. Man that shit was everywhere!
When a guy is eating a girl out and she squirts in his mouth and the guy then spits all the cum in the girls face
Man that girl last night was crazy, she made me give her a reverse snowblower!
The act of receiving an oral cumshot and blowing it back at your partner, trying to cover as many parts of their body in semen as possible
When Becky found out I fucked her sister, she waited until we had sex and then gave me the old portugese snowblower
The act of filling a partner's butthole with cocaine and snorting it as they fart it out.
John went down to the strip club and got a chinaman snowblower.
A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.
"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."
A sexual act in which a woman lies on her back on a bed or couch with her head hanging back off the edge. The man then enters her mouth while playing with her breasts. A snowblower effect can be achieved at orgasm by removing the penis and showering the buxom lass with semen across her midsection.
My girlfriend has trouble getting the whole thing in her mouth, so we do the Chicago Snowblower so it slides down her throat easier.