A fork of Rural Dictionary
a half of a siamese twin pair from an alien planet called 'Gertius'; singular gertie
Ava can be such a gert sometimes 🙄
A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game
She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.
A shortened way of saying "regrets": commonly used "No gerts!" (about the situation) Example: {After a questionable action or a stupid rambling) "Sorry mate", the other person reply "Don't be sorry", reply "Yeah, no gerts after all!! Example: "You slept with my wife!", "No gerts, yolo"
Instead of the alternative entry for this word to be "grets"(as in regrets), because of when you would actually use "gerts" in a social setting, and to ensure the understanding of its meaning the first time another hears it.
Someone who is always excessively early for an appointment.
Her appointment was at 2:00pm but she did a GERT and arrived at 1:00pm.
Gert is a very sexy man. At Night he goes out to fight crime. He is known as gertman
Gert is very handsome. Gert defeated the joker.
a verb, meaning to scrape/clean a jar or bowl with a rubber spatula or other utensil, to the point that there is nothing observable remaining
If you gert the peanut butter jar you may have enough to make a sandwich.