Country Dictionary

a person who wears denim on denim ie: jean jacket with jeans. A fashion faux-pas.

Did you see Julie walk by today? Eww total denim sandwich!

The bump a pair of jeans creates that give the appearance of a boner, or denim cock.

"Have you seen John's boner?" "No, that is just his denim cock"

Occurs when a male ejaculates or "creams" his (denim) jeans.

The other day I was dry-humping my friend and I gave myself a denim latte.

A euphemism for penis located within one’s jeans.

“Sup bitch, you tryna see my denim weasel?”

The female opposite of denim dan. A female that wears denim on denim.

Hey denim debbie, you going to the rodeo tonight?

When the fly of your pants give you a small bone, your jeans are your worst wingman ever.

"Is that just denim chub or are you happy to see me?"

A moustached mediterranean man who often garmets mostly or completely in denim, otherwise known as a Canadian tuxedo.

"Hey, see that guy over there in the Canadian tuxedo?"
"Yeah, hes quite the Denim Daddy."