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moustached

To have the cal put on ones self - Or to put the cal on another synonymous with 0wned, pwned, raped and n00bed. Used in situations of failure esp. epic failure. From the viral peoples court video.

1. I Just got moustached all night in CSS. 2. Oh man i lost 80 dollars on the lotto. yeah you got moustached man. 3. Damn i got moustached all day at work.

by TheOv3rminD April 24, 2008

moustache

(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard. (n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.

Hitler had a moustache Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives

by Gumba Gumba June 01, 2004

Moustache

The growing and manicuring of hair on one's upper lip, usually by an adult male. Also referred to as a crumb catcher, thigh tickler, nose neighbour or the womb broom.

Are you growing a moustache for Movember? Fuckin rights I am!

by TMMS November 02, 2010

Moustaching

one of the many shaving styles which is applied on the moustache,such as trimming or shaving them in different styles to give different looks.

I think Tino is a good barber, he gives excellent moustaching all you have to do is sit beside a computer laptop and choose the moustache style that you want. Moustaching needs lots of skills. For a good moustaching it is recommended to have long moustache.

by Joseph-Almzayen December 18, 2007

Moustache

Hair above the upper lip. And some thing all cool Buffalos have.

WOAH! look at the killer moustache

by buffaloshavemoustaches June 19, 2010

Moustache

noun pronounced: mous-tache a female mustache

Look at the moustache on Jessica.

by Andreides November 23, 2010

moustache

the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals

"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"

by sarcastasticnostalgia August 23, 2011