Country Dictionary

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Piano String

When a pubic hair blocks your pee hole causing pee to shoot sideways

I played a Piano String when I pissed and got pee on the toilet seat

by Wynonna Beaver February 19, 2018

Piano Duel

Basically when two classical pianists get together in a room/concert hall and take turns playing the piano. One may play for example a Chopin Etude and then the other competitor may play a Liszt etude in rebuttal. OR one may play a Mozart Sonata and the other may play a Beethoven Sonata in response.The winner of this "duel" is determined by the unanimous vote of the audience, which would loosely indicate which pianist has the better technical ability, and musicianship.

Hey, did you just see that Piano Duel? That young pianist was just flamed by his competitor's exquisite interpretation of Beethoven's Waldstein Sonata.

by Kay1430 July 08, 2011

piano-balling

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.

She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.

by floopdahg May 04, 2019

Piano Feast

A dinner gathering with Piano music accompanying the meal.

Last Thanksgiving was a Piano Feast when the cousins played for hours.

by zizithecat July 30, 2019

Folding piano

Colloquial expression indicating someone with a propensity to respond adversely to pressure.

Man, that nort's a total folding piano.

by bobworship September 16, 2009

Dueling Pianos

Dueling pianos is a show usually in a lounge, bar, or cruise ship, where two people face two pianos back to back and play requests for music that they get from the audience. The music can range everywhere from Beethoven, to Baby Got Back! You just never know whats going to come up at a dueling piano show!

I love dueling pianos!

by Beidi November 16, 2005

chicago piano

1920's big-city term when mobsters refered to their tommy guns as "pianos" Al Capones and Bugs Morans gangs went to the mattresses with their chicago pianos.

old lady: what do you gentlemen have in those cases, violins?
mobster: no ma'am their our pianos, and we get paid well for playing them

by BIG J February 03, 2005