A fork of Rural Dictionary
The type of belt that Jon R would make up stories about when asked.
No no no, you guys have it all wrong. The name originated during a choir practice (probably somewhere in SDC or maybe ELC…definitely not in Texas or Arizona) when a PA, after a couple too many celebration beers, slurred the words “Ranger Belt” and ever since, it’s been called a River Belt. You can Google it.
When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down! Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive! Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle… Actor: Cool! Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
TIE BELT: this originated from 'annachingenjellyjoolinpaujene', the highest rank that only Master Boom has ever achieved. it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached. the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach. Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.
'i have a black belt!' 'well, master boom has a tie belt, sucker!'
(adjective)Thirsty for firewater, badly in need of a drink.
After he got fired, Brown was sans-a-belt to the max, stopped at the nearest bar, and got plastered.
When she's grabbed you by the belt
she's got me by the belt I was dancing at the club all of a sudden she had me by the belt
The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt... Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not wearing a belt... beltless...
The act of doing the Texas Belt Buckle and then banging a bad bih afterwards
Shawty got me actin up I had to hit her with the Texas Belt Buckle Bang