Country Dictionary

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Shit Doctor

A Plumber who unblocks sewage pipes.

"Oh no, the toilet is blocked. Quick, call the Shit Doctor!"

by Builder February 19, 2012

Trench doctor

Trench doctor

Trench doctor- Nick name for a person

by December 10, 2021

Busy Doctor

A person that has lots of patience.

OK, I've been waiting on Charlie for three days now. I must be a Busy Doctor.

by rIpPiN_rUGz August 13, 2022

Doctorate

Are you fucking kidding me!? Jesus Christ! This is horseshit! All that I do for you ingrates, and this fucking kids gets one!? This is the thanks that I get!? Un-fucking-believable! The Un-fucking-believability abounds! It's Un-fucking-believably un-fucking-fair!

Hym "Oh, yeah, sure. Just fucking give one to everyone but me! We'll just be doctor-world from now on! Just give a doctorate to everyone but Hym! And then you can make a movie about the only guy you didn't give a doctorate to and call it 'The sad piss-freak we all collectively decided not to give a doctorate to in spite of the fact that he was objectively better than everyone' I know... It's a mouthful. It's a little wordy. But it accurately describes what's going on here and that's what matters. First that bitch Taylor and now THIS!? YOU AREN'T SERIOUS PEOPLE! NONE OF YOU! YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT ME TO TAKE YOUR LIVES SERIOUSLY!!! You're taking deliberate action to spite me for not taking your lives seriously... AND THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT YOU DO! REPEATEDLY! OH MY GOD! UGH! 😫 WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!? HOW AM I THE CRAZY ONE HERE!? Just... Just launch the nukes already... It's... We're done... We don't need to exist anymore..."

by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

doctor saunder

A unit of mass equivalent to 400lbs, as opposed to a regular saunder, a unit of mass equal to 200lbs.

Did you know Jon Brower Minnoch weighs in at a total of 3.5 doctor saunder (1400lbs)?

by Boar1 November 29, 2024

Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday? Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

doctor pancake

Doctor Pancake, also known as Pankeik, is the one and only Psychologist who cures stupidity.

Hey! Refer to the Doctor Pancake for your issue. He will help you!

by Proffers August 07, 2017