A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most handsome cat in the world
Look at curtain.... he's so handsome!
objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting
1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???
A huge piece of cloth that hangs over a window
Zed: Bruh are home alone?
Ned: Yep
Zed: Dancing naked in your room?
Ned: Yes. WAIT, how did you know!?
Zed: Your curtains are still open and I can see you...
Horse
Goose
Dinglehopper
Door
Monkey
Alligeny
Something that opens up in a play or the Wizard of Oz.
The guy with the beer muscles had to find a spot to put his dinghy when he realized it wasn't doing any good for show purposes to try and take it behind the curtain with him.
“curtain” being an act of grading on the shower curtains while signing a Katy perry song until the curtain gets stuck in between your cheeks
Man I can’t wait to take a shower and commit a curtain