A fork of Rural Dictionary
The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.
Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.
When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.
He took an hour because he was marker wiping.
After a male sticks finger in clitirous, he takes it out, takes a big whiff and then wipes the juice on the females thigh.
Oi Harls, is it true that he did a sniff n wipe.
Next time, make sure he doesnt pull a sniff n wipe!
To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.
“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”
The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?
Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.