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prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.

Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.

by Diamondxo June 25, 2024

prison pocket

Your butthole.

Whilst banging Brenda last night, I slipped my thumb knuckle-deep into her prison pocket, and she loved it.

by Slippy Dickerson March 27, 2022

Prison Fire

(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.

Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?” Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”

by 7even 4our 1ne August 03, 2021

Decision Prison

When you are mentally and emotionally unable to make a decision.

Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.

by meggymc September 04, 2022

prison boo

The dude you get together with while he’s in prison cause he calls you on a string of collect calls.

Alyssa started dating a dude while he’s in prison, he is her prison boo.

by rondogwanny February 23, 2020