A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest wand that ever existed. Better then fucking Harry Potter's wand. It allows the holder to summon the world's largest penis, 16 inches. Only one niggerstick exists. It is under the current ownership of the Chief Bro Justice. The niggerstick can do anything do not doubt it.
blitzkrieg: lemme look in my spell book 15:19 blitzkrieg: chinktitis nigglosa 15:19 blitzkrieg: try that one 15:21 blitzball574: Chinktitis Nigglosa! 15:21 blitzball574: fuck dude i dont think im casting it right 15:21 blitzkrieg: dude ur wand fukin sucks 15:21 blitzkrieg: u need to get the new niggerstick 2069
National Barney Stinson day Wear a suit, If you don’t, you will get slapped
It doesn’t count if you wear a blazer , you HAVE to wear a suit on 20 April 2069 *Slap*
the day Gamers are elected as senators and have a gamer president with supreme court gamer justices.it is also the day all the xbox live friends you ever had will reunite with you one last time for one final team deathmatch in Rust in MW2.
Zoomer "they said several years ago we would play again tomorrow" AEoomer "Will you ever see them again dad?" Zoomer "We will meet again in 4/20/2069...when the most oppressed group is oppressed no more. now come child it is time i teach you how to no-scope.
An epic funny number day
"haha funny number" "what?" "look at the date." "June 9th 2069?" "6/9/69..lmao"