A fork of Rural Dictionary
NATIONAL BISEXUAL DAY HELL YEAH well anyway, it’s the day that we celebrate the existence of bi’s such as myself, because EVERYBODY IS HOT
“Hey SAMANTHA did you remember it’s the 23 September today?”
“HELL YEAH TERESA”
*kisses both teresa and george*
Just kiss your crush and get over with it. Or tell them you like them. September 23.
your best friend’s birthday. if someone’s birthday is today, they’re a pretty awesome person.
person 1: you’re the best friend ever
person 2: thanks
person 1: wait- isnt september 23 your birthday?
person 2: yeah
person 1: no wonder
people born on September 23 are usually the coolest, funniest, hottest, smartest, best friend a person could ever have
"wow, that September 23, is great. I wish I could be like her"
"I know right she's the best."
national eat a chocolate banana day
girl: brings chocolate to bed
boy: wyd?
girl: it’s eat a chocolate banana day
boy: oh ok ;))))
girl: I love September 23
The day where beautiful people are born
“Wow today is her birthday September 23! No wonder she’s so beautiful”
National put your dick in a bag of Doritos day.
the only day where it’s acceptable to put your dick in a bag of Doritos.
person 1 : “what’s your favorite flavor of Doritos?”
person 2: “why?”
person 1: “tomorrow is september 23 national put your dick in a bag of doritos day”
person 2: “shit i forgot. get me Cool Ranch”