A fork of Rural Dictionary
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Ima kiss you tonight because it 4/5
A magically stupid place where all traces of logic have certainly retired in spectacular fashion, and where any nonsensical champions and sociopaths will certainly thrive. On the plus side, there are lots of shenanigans, and the staff cope and survive here by being incredibly inappropriate on all fronts of humanity.
Staff 1: "Hey did you here about the new unit 4-5 hire?" Staff 2: "Yeah, I heard she's right-fucked" Staff 3: "She'll fit in just fine...get the goat's blood..." All STAFF chant: "one of us...one of us...one of us".
When something is perfect (6), it degrades significantly (4), only to improve somewhat (5), yet is not as glorious as its former state (6).
Boy 1: "Dude...you know my totally awesome dog, Rover?" Boy 2: "yeah of course. He's remarkable!!" Boy 1: "yeah...he got hit by a truck last Monday." Boy 2: "Mondays really do suck, dude" Boy 1: "Yeah, well he went to the vet in really bad conditions, but got relased and now he only has three legs. I just don't know what to do anymore, man" Boy 2: "dude...6-4-5 man, get over it."
From an automatic win when rolling dice in ceelo, used as an adjective to describe any best-case scenario.
"I found a winning lottery ticket in my new office after my promotion when I was banging the infertile supermodel secretary they imported for me. Today was 4-5-6."