A fork of Rural Dictionary
When said ten times fast sounds like 'Anal Lovin'
811, Eight Eleven, Eight Eleven, Eight Alovin, Aint Alovin, Anal Lovin
the national call-before-you-dig number
aka the number you dial when you don't want to accidently dig into some underground pipes or circuits like a dumbass
Person 1: "Imma dig a 10 foot hole in my backyard to bury my collection of dead puppies"
Person 2: "but first you gotta call 811 so you don't strike electrical wiring underground"
Person 1: "nah fuck that, Imma shock my self
A number you can dial on some telephone switches to have the line's number read back to you.
A: What't the number on this phone?
B: No idea. Call 811.