A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one finds a woman who is attractive, they will often “awooga” which is where the male character will promptly make their eyes and jaw drop to the floor. Panting, punching themselves in their own face, simping, acting in a doglike manner, and the eyes elongating while still in their own sockets is some of many other side affects.
AWOOGA HUMINAHUMINAHUMMA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO BONK *puts head back in its socket* NOW THAT’S A DAME
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
person a: spare coochie ? person b: oh hell no *slaps* i hate men person c: hey girl person b: AWOOGA