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Adam Johnson

A pedophile Sunderland player that was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old Sunderland fan.

"So fuck off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a pedophile! You're a pedophile!"

by Lumpacado May 01, 2015

Adam Johnson

Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce

"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old" "Yep he's an Adam Johnson"

by HepburnisaBitchboi March 17, 2019

Adam Johnson

The act of smoking so much weed and snorting so much pills that you dont know where you are for over 5 months straight.

Ive been on some adam johnson shit lately

by Will querfeld June 19, 2011

Adam Johnson

A football player who some people think is fit but he’s actually a pedophile

Dylan: I fancy Adam Johnson Kye: Bro he’s a pedophile

by absoluteunitmate69 March 22, 2021

deante adam johnson

deante adam johnson known as the rapper summrs is not signed to anyone and got caught as a pedofhile 2 years ago on instagram live. His discord is .<3 1891 and has a mainly bape wearing fanbase

have you got that new deante adam johnson mcflurry?

by maaaiaiaiiaiarrr January 26, 2023

The French Adam Johnson

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

by dogtoes May 31, 2018