A fork of Rural Dictionary
The baddest name ever... it's Scottish and will kick your ASS
Typically from Scotland, they have toaster heads, drink iron brew and listen to the Arctic Monkeys.
'The Adamson would vomit downstairs and request a janiter'
A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.
Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?" Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"
someone he has no game and gets absolutely 0 bitches despite being shredded and 6’2
Do u know Arran Adamson ? Awh yeh .isnt he the guy that gets no bitches? yes
When you are nailing your mrs so hard your penis slips out, you go to ram back in and it bends your cock and you bruise it.
“I was mailing Lauren so hard it slipped out and I bruised my cock on way back in, gave her a Adamson bruiser”
The dirty adamson is when, sliding into the woman and as your inside you suddenly think “oh shit, I might be gay” so you pull out, wipe your cock on her face and then engage in anal sex with her brother infront of her and her parents.
Reece: Duno what I should do about my mrs Jamie: why? Reece: did a dirty adamson last night Jamie: fuck bro. That’s not ideal.