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Adoorable

Something that you can wedge a door with, to keep it open. Examples of adoorable items include (but are not limited to) the following: ugly children, dead animals, rotten produce, and hostages.

Jenny: "Oh Tina, your baby is so adoorable!"
Tina: "I know! It's nearly the most useful thing I've produced in the last year."
-Baby in Corner-: "Growl...Snarl"

adoor

what a jar is when it is open

Marcus, why'd you leave the jar adoor again?

adoor

opposite of ajar. primarily used to describe a jar whose lid is properly secured.

The jar was jammed adoor with some jam.

adoorable

What someone's main squeeze views him as when he repairs/replaces a hinged-and-latching wall-panel.

In a classic "Bob and Ray Radio Show" episode, Rodney Merchfield sold all of the company's office-doors to Wild Eddie in order to settle the weekly petty-cash account. Rodney's mom, Miss Agatha, did not find said transaction overly "adoorable" of him, however.

Adoorable

(Pronounced a/do/rable) When someone is so cute that you'd have sex with them

Quincy: Hey man, have you noticed Candice?
Franky: Are you kidding, she's adoorable!
Quincy: Skrew you she's my sister

adoore

The door to a room in which people are having sex. (From the words "adore" and "door".)

Close that adoore and put a sock on the knob so people won't disturb us.