A fork of Rural Dictionary
Analoaf-A clingy piece of shit, sloppier in appearance than an analog and a lot stickier too.
I pinched an analoaf cause I was running late, then spent the next 25.minutes wiping my butthole and the entire surrounding area clean. It was a mess! The damn analoaf left remnants all over the fucking place!
Analoafer- A piece of shit hanging out on a dick, usually transient in nature. A good analogy would be a squatter, a stray or a free loader; A lazy, idle, good for nothing piece of shit; a bum you let sleep on your couch for a night and here it is 3 weeks later.
Girl 1: "I was sucking Bobby off the other night and something didn't smell right. I guess I didn't stop soon enough because then it didn't taste right. I was so upset; there was this huge analoafer stuck to the side of his dick!" Girl2: You must've sucked him off good cause it ain't stuck to his dick anymore!That analoafer set up shop above your lip and looks like a Hitler mustache!"