A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny
Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon
One who deflects and repels attractive women.
Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.
A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.
GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina
"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"
"dude, are you anti poon?"
Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.
Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon