A fork of Rural Dictionary
A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.
"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"
An Apple Picker is when a Midget reaches up and grab/yanks on your balls
Eve the Midget was so small she had to get on her baby toes to Apple Pick Adam’s balls and the devil told her to take a bite. She is the most famous Apple Picker
Lisa was an apple-picker when she kissed my boyfriend without fearing the consequences.
A hillbilly boy with a love for apples
Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker
A contemptuous term for someone hailing from Washington state.
My brother moved to Tacoma and married an apple picker.
A contemptuous term for a black or dark-skinned person.
Here comes Jamal and all those other apple pickers.