Country Dictionary

A mix of Tesco and Asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets.

"Lolol, you go to asco, poor nub ^_^"

The act of viewing, linking, masturbating, or having sexual intercourse with women in the age bracket 80-100.

A: "Hey, look at THIS!"
B: "I hope you die, you sick fuck."

A: "Hey, what was the link to ASCO?"
B: "Here."
A: "Thx" *prints out to masturbate to while in the shower.*

A verb in which an unsuspecting individual is sent a picture of a repulsive naked aged woman via the internet.

Ascoer: Hey bob, I thought you should check out this cool new website here.

Bob: *clicks* AHHHHHHH how disgusting!

A hot asian lady willing to show it all. Usually accompanied by an expression of shock at the pure beauty.

"OHNOS! I has been ASCOED!"

It is disgust in Spanish; particularly in a disgusting way to throw up. Some may use it in a sentence even when speaking English.

Person 1: I like chocolate milk
Person 2: Ew that gives me asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.

www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant

A peeing fiasco - in other words, a situation in which one is simply unable to urinate, despite several efforts, because of a number of possible reasons, including but not limited to:
1. A boisterous neighbour in the neighbouring cubicle talking about his weenis.
2. Your friends cheering you in the toilet, "Go pee! pee! pee!"
3. A really really tall guy in the next cubicle.
4. The professor who taught you adaptive wiener filters coming into the toilet just as you try to let yourself go.
5. Someone washing their hands in the toilet sink and flicking you with water, yelling "pee hands!"

I'm waiting for you to leave before I pee, or I'll end up with a pee-asco.