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Assan is a male name, people with this name are usually very shy and like to be alone most of the time. Despite their quiet appearence their minds are quite loud, and when they are alone they are not the person you expect. if you ever get close to an Assan, they will be one of the best friends you'll ever have. Everyone needs an Assan in their life!

Assan is the best person ever

Assane is the life of the party. He also carries the biggest dick In his pants. Ladies don't know what they are missing. He is a sweet person. He also has really small ears. Assane is complete boyfriend material.

Assane is so hot

When an ass is so insane that its beyond insanity.

Did you see that girl, that ass is insane, its assanity.

it meens to be a tararest panda

Stuart was being an assanized bastered today

If shortened, asseffect. When a person in a fit of spontaneous sleepiness decides to step away from the vc for a few minutes to lie down only to wake up 6 hours later (redaction needed).

-Damn, where is he? He told us he'd lie down for 15 minutes fucking 3 hours ago. -Must be the assan effect.

To assault ones rectum with ill intent.

“ I assanated her so hard last night she wont be sitting right.

A disease described as when one's ass is abnormally large.

Raquel! I think you have Assanitis! That ass is HUGE!