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Asspartame

The correct word for sugary sweetness meant to please you and your feelings and sexual gratitude toward your loved one.

Greg: I have so much asspartame for my wife. Constance: You really mean it? Greg: Yeah: Constance: Aww sweetheart.

by GregNelson29 April 01, 2023

asspartame

Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.

Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.

by QuacksO June 08, 2019