A fork of Rural Dictionary
Also known as assload, an asston is actually a generic and undefined measure of capacity used when the amount is deemed excessive.
This is one asston of beer for two people to drink.
a racist guy who says the n word on the daily. uses kenzie ziegler for clout. he is 16 but acts 2 and doesn’t think abt the consequences of his actions! also doesn’t apologize for saying the n word 25/8 and makes kenzie do it !
eww omg it’s asston arbab the racist guy !
Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.
I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.
A word to describe eating someone's ass platonically.
Them: "Bro did you just eat their ass out?" You: "Nah, bro it was asstonic."