A fork of Rural Dictionary
The secret password a couple uses to initiate sex later while in front of others. A password to Ass. or The un-safety word
While at my friends house party my girlfriend said "banana nut muffin", which is our assword. we proceeded to head towards the attic for some alone time.
Noun; 'ass-werd' A password in the username field. Verb; 'ass-werd' The act of typing your password in the Username field, thus displaying it in clear text for the world to view.
Look guys Sally just entered an assword! Patrick assworded during this weeks meeting, what a buffoon!
The word that your girlfriend requires when you ask her to do anal sex. Discovered by a couple of teenagers, the product of the misspelling of the word 'password', omitting the P and thus creating 'assword'.
Dude: Can we do anal? Dudette: Have you got the assword?
Any of the made up words (including this one) that people have posted on urbandictionary.com that start with ass. see: fuckwit for a general term describing people.
assblade, asspenis, assword.
When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.