A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun- 1. the state of being awkward.
2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.
Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.
Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.
Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...
When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..
When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward*
When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
...ohh...well this is awkward....
To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.
the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.
The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.
"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO"
"How can you find that stuff funny?"
"..."
"I totally awkwardized this conversation."