A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl takes both the penis and ballsac into her mouth simultaneously
She bamboozeled that guys dick and balls
rolling paper and or zig zags
Let me get some bamboo to roll this up with.
Bamboo is a grass which grows fastest in the world. It can grow up to 3 feet in 24 hours. But it starts growing after more than a year. The explanation is that it needs strong roots which take long to grow. If it started growing the body of it without a root, it would fall down and never grow upward!
China used bamboo to make many things in their life, it is like bamboo is their heart.
Bamboo is the same as broccoli in reference to weed but is not a direct slang for weed. This term is used when wanting to reference weed in an indirect, obscure way that only certain people will understand.
"Bamboo = Broccoli" and "Broccoli = Weed", but Bamboo does not equal Weed.
"Hey you been smoking that bamboo?"
"Yeah, this broccoli got me gassed."
A politically correct curse word. Modeled after an episode of Man VS Wild in which Bear Grylls attempts to craft a windsurfer out of bamboo. After unsuccessfully attempted to break off pieces of bamboo for a long time, he screams out "AAAARRRRRGGGGG BAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in pure frustration.
Woman, I told you my knight elf was mining! Bamboo!
An Asian's morning wood.
person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."
person 2: "He's asian right?"
person 1: "Yeah?"
person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"
A word describing a female of Asian decent. Usually used when the female is found attractive.
I walked through the door and found myself in room full of bamboo!