A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beat Ass Mullet Mom: is a woman in her early 30's to mid 40's who has a mullet hairstyle and looks as if she's been on meth for the last several years. They are often found in all areas of Wal-mart on any given weekend day with several dirty ill-behaved children in tow. Any of these children being female and over the age of 13 is most likely pregnant.
Jeff: I saw those daisy dukes from behind in the freezer section and went in for a closer look and... BAMM! Rod: Whatayamean BAMM? Jeff: Beat Ass Mullet Mom. Man was she rough looking.
BAMM!! - Unlike it's similar word definition {see bam} which sounds real pussy and does not make NEAR the impact as all capitals, two M's and two (!!) exclamation marks. THIS word is usually followed by {drops mic, exits stage} or a punch in the mouth.
"That's wut yer muther said. BAMM!!"
Exclamation used after witnessing or preforming a burn
Person 1: Your mom stinks worse than my gym socks... Person 2: BAMMMMMMMMM
One who is liked by all and those who hate him are insignificant jealous bastards.
Random Douchebag: I don't like him, he's a Bammes. (lightning strikes douchebag to the ground)